"Stufflebeem punished for lying, will retire"

That was the headline for an article in the Navy Times. The story itself isn't that interesting. A navy admiral was on assignment at the White House, had an affair, it ended ugly, and he was forced to leave. However, he continued being an Admiral for a dozen years without the public knowing of his improprieties. Whatever. Oh, I forgot to mention he did sex in the basement of the White House.

The point is, Stufflebee(a)ms are back in the news. From what I can gather, the Stufflebee(a)ms are smartasses when they're young and assholes when they're old.

And in between, they name their offspring 'Kenton'