Warning! Insensitive guy talk below!! i don't know if it's appropriate, but it's definitely a convo that would taken place in the basement of Lafayette 29 while playing dynasty.
I'm not gonna lie to you, I get boners a lot. There's a guy who believes that your heart only has so many heartbeats and then it'll stop beating...i hope this isn't the case with stiffies, or i may already be running low for my lifetime.
Aside from the upcoming Champions league title match and Euro '08 live from the Dego capital of the world, i haven't had a boner like the one i got when i saw Carrie Underwood on the American Music Awards. Do a google search and you won't be dissapointed...modern day Helen of Troy, not to mention she was recently named the PETA Vegetarian of the Year...although i'm sure she wouldn't mind a little meat...HIYOOO!
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3 comments:
Wait, I'm confused.
Isn't Carrie Underwood the name of the chick from Sex & The City?
You're thinking of Carrie Bradshaw.
I agree with the modern-day helen of troy idea. Like, if they were to make a four-hour TV movie starring Jason London and Dennis Hopper about the Trojan War, I would cast her as Helen
Carrie Underwood gave me a boner and I'm female! She is totally hot. How could Tony Romo chose Jessica Romessica over her? Now that he has dumped her, he needs to find a place in that white jumpsuit to hide his bone. Carrie is the bomb.
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