From a reliable source, the ever momentous James Gower Moving to Chicago Event reaches its commencement this eve.
Insiders tell me that James plans on leaving the state of Pennsylvania this evening, where he will then pit stop in Cleveland 3:00am Friday morning. With duffle bag(s) in tow, James seeks the Central Time Zone in an epic event some are claiming as ground-breaking and culturally reverberating as the time that Pole won "American Inventor."
His welcome party, still in shock from this ever-impending moment, was unreachable for comment. I have even heard reports that a Ms. Erin Matsukane has fled the country in anticipation of James' arrival.
Stay tuned as this story continues to develop.
JasoN Zgrabik, Fox News
Thursday, May 29, 2008
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