The pre-partying was in full swing when I hear the crinkling of cheap paper. I then explored that little cell phone pocket near the crotch to discover a receipt from a South Bend eatery establishment. The contents of this paper are here documented:
Denny's
Dine In
303 Dixie Way
South Bend, Indiana 46637
April 1st, 2007
1:18 pm
Table 38
Server: Melissa F.
Guests: 0
1 No Beverage 0.00
1 Omelette-MeatLover 5.99
1 Raspberry Tea 1.80
SubTotal 7.79
Tax 0.47
Gratuity 1.00
Total 9.26
Paid with Visa, authorization code: 024226
On this day of partying, discovering that little piece of paper brings me fond memories of James and his frugal late brunch habits. Let us all hope to find a year old receipt of his patronizing past.
Cheers!
That's a 12% tip. I don't think I liked Melissa F.'s service.
ReplyDeleteThat said, the Raspberry tea was delicious.
Also, if those pants are the pants I think they are, you should hold on to them.
I never understood why people loved Denny's, but I see now they have very reasonably priced 'no beverage's
ReplyDeletethe dennys was a critical moment of enlightenment after a trip to the finest of south bend's taverns, the boat club, at least prior to the existence of boracho burrito.
ReplyDelete0 Guests sounds about right
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