Craigslist Romance?

It's been a while I know. I've been doing a lot of off-shore banking and asset reduction-liquidation-acquisitions. It's young professional stuff and it is HARD WORK. Additionally, I've been handing out pamphlets all over Pittsburgh pitching the possible Nedu and Skinny White Pilot and haven't been able to really have any time to myself.

More importantly, I have been scouring the interweb and various stores in the area building a record collection and i have found myself on the cusp of greatness. Today I am going to meet a girl a couple blocks from where I live and pick up the big 3 Pink Floyd albums. Sure that's fun, Floyd on vinyl, but the real fun part comes in the fact that this girl (and I gained this knowledge through a friend and neighbor of my Craigslist companion) is a HOT LESBIAN. I know what you're thinking, come on Guts! you know lesbians like girls... I do know that, I took middle school gym class (teacher was a lesbian), I've seen "The L Word", I watched the 2007 Oscars, I know why the caged bird sings. But what else do I know? that you may only have one chance to do something great.

More on this later...


Young Professional tip of the day: If a friend asks you to get him a job once you're established, say "Sure man I'll look into it, I don't think we're taking on any new employees, but I'll put the good word in for ya (wink here and make a gun symbol with your hand)." This way he'll feel at ease under the weight of your charisma and genuineness and thus will be less likely to expect you to not ever mention anything to anyone and go about being successful, because that is what you should do. Everyone, even friends, are potential competition.

Guts out.