Thursday, April 3, 2008

Boots' Observations From The Road

They really shouldn't call 'baby carrots' baby carrots. Its not as though they have the potential to grow to be an adult carrot if given adequate time. For this reason I suggest we call them small carrots or underdeveloped carrots or something.

What would we call the Mississippi River if it were instead the Rississippi. Surely not mighty, for the alliterative (real word???) value would be lost. Perhaps the robust Rississippi?

4 comments:

  1. i second the vote for small carrots

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  2. midget carrots...i don't know about it being PC though

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  3. dwarf carrots.

    If we say "small carrots," what then will we use to describe those "normal" carrots which are not as large as their compatriots?

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