Thursday, March 20, 2008

Phil-up-Dates

Well D10ers, like many of you I was curious about some of the text in The Philmeisters last text to China Hank about being kicked out of the G Plus. G-G-G-G-G-Plus. If you aren't up to date on who Phil is, you calling yourself a D10er is like calling yourself a Christian without knowing who Jesus was (or as Hollywood would probably like to include, being gay without know who Freddy Mercury is.) Here are the First parts of Book of Phil. Part I Part II Part III

So now that you're caught up on Phil, back to the update..... Phil, according to an our Correspondent in the Orient, China Hank, was recently banned from his favorite club in China, the G Plus. Phil claims to have been "helping a woman by holding her up with his hand around her neck" while the cultural barrier caused the Chinese employees to believe he was choking her. Shockingly, they asked him never to return. We feel for you back in the West Phil, we know you'll land on your feet.

Another exciting topical update, I, Boots, am in talks with our very own China Hank about placing some exerpts from his recent 23,000 word gospel on Phil on the website. Stay tuned!

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