Internet Emergency!

Try to stay calm, but as I type this, wikipedia is down! I repeat: Wikipedia is down! I'm not really sure what I can possibly do at this moment, but if I don't learn more about the life story of Christopher Gardner, author of "The Pursuit of Happyness" and former Bear Stearns employee, and how it relates to the subprime mortage crisis, I... I... Just fix it... somebody just fix it...

In other news, I've been on vacation the past week, so that's why there wasn't a monday cartoon. So I'll put up two later.

Also, at the height of my boxing training (with which I refused to actually fight someone), I was able to do 1,000 pushups in about an hour. I'll admit, I didn't have great form during the last 300 or so. We started at 40 push ups/set and deducted one push up per set till we got down to zero. It actually is a little more than 1000. We only did it once and it hurt for 3 days.