More Than a Feeling - Part II

These guys don't need intangibles

Oh, hello again Nums. When last we left you, I was telling you about the mysterious (less than) charming qualities of women. Now, fresh off a weekend in which I spent pretty much no time with women whatsoever, I feel sufficiently rejuvenated and qualified to complete the authorative

OFFICIAL D10 GUIDE TO INTANGIBLE ATTRACTIVENESS

(For a listing of ratings 1-50, or an explanation of just what the hell I'm talking about, click here)

60 Beer Goggles Level Intangible Attractiveness

For unpopular kids in high school: being popular, but not that hot; being a coworker, having a really distinctive coat, living in a different city

70Southern Belle/Rock N' Roll Level Intangible Attractiveness

Knowing French, being French, red hair (this is a risky one), being hot and in the military, singer in a rock band, being a neighbor (which, strangely, does not fall into the next category)

80 Girl Next Door Level Intangible Attractiveness

For men younger than age 30: being 7-12 years older than you.

For men older than age 30: being 7-12 years younger than you.

For popular kids in high school: being unpopular, but potentially really cute.

Depending on one's taste: Catholic schoolgirl-ness, Asianness, being Wonder Woman

90 Marilyn Monroe Level Intangible Attractiveness

Worldwide, legendary fame; being your girlfriend's really hot, ubtly flirtatious mom, escaping a life-or-death situation together, being an evil sorceress, incorruptibility

100 Matsukane Level Intangible Hotness