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BREAKING . . .

A D10 associate correspondent (code name: "Smibyjak") is in Washington, DC with his boss (code name: "PQ")and just met U.S. President Barack H. Obama. Details at this point are sketchy, but early reports are that the President told Smibyjak that he was "[A] good looking fella."

Vice President Biden noted to the media that shrewd observers should now look for President Obama's approval ratings to spike, as "[T]here are literally -- literally not figuratively -- no Americans who disagree with the President's statement.: