Don't Ever Date an Adopted Girl

OR: Will.i.am's Guide to Ensuring Future Sexiness, Nine Times Out of Ten

I realize that young whippersnappers everywhere likely consider this song to be outmoded, past its prime, passe. However, the truth this hit single unveils regarding the passing-along of human genetic traits is one that shouldn't be taken lightly--and its stunningly elegant observations have placed its artist among the Reginald Punnetts and Gregor Mendels of the world.

Take it from the only female blogger on this site: Gentlemen of the D10, if one wishes to ensure that one's future mate (or "baby momma") will continue to "keep your dude all sprung" well into the golden years, don't ever forget to ask her for a picture of her mother.