Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Worries

3 things are currently worrying me.

1) I'm very disappointed in myself that I haven't been more of a fan of hockey. I've watched the last 3 games of Stanley Cup and have been more than impressed. I worry that this feeling will quickly fade when Euro 2008 commences. Either event is worthy of watching, but i really hope that more hockey gets televised in the future, such as FOX has weekend baseball games.

2) I just watched a commercial that says you can type in "Huge Ball of Yarn" into your car's GPS, and it will give you directions to the nearest "Huge Ball of Yarn" (whether it be the World's largest or not). I worry that if we're this far along technologically, D10ers, that soon you'll be able to type in "Boots" into your GPS and suddenly have the map with a route to him (not his doorstep) at your finger tips. It's all par to of the bots' plan...

3) Last but not least, I worry Rollerblades have gone out of style. I enjoy the sport/activity. Personally, i don't find running to be particularly titilating, and biking seems to easy. therefore, i find a nice compromise in Rollerblading. it works my legs and gives more cardio than biking, and yet is easier on my knees than running. Are the only people still rollerblading pedophiles? I swear my shorts are long enough, but you can never really be sure.
it's kind of like when you go to the house party of a kid that you really don't know, so you really don't know if you're welcome there. you think everybody there is looking at you funny and whispering to their friends about you. well i'm at the house party in my neighborhood, and every person in a car looks at me funny...that's why i worry.

finally, D10ers, don't feel bad for Hillary Clinton (like you would in the first place), but i'm sure she'll land on her feet. and if not, she can always get fat, make a global warming movie, and win a nobel prize.

1 comment:

  1. what's the worst part about rollerblading?

    Telling your parents you're gay.

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