A Fast-Paced Update

Dear D10,

I know we have not spoken in a while, and for that I am apologetic. These last few days have been a whirlwind of events that I dare not wish upon anyone without the maturity level and/or organizational skills to brace such a whirlwind. As time is of the utmost essence I have decided to update you all, but in a quick yet comprehensive method. Once I have the time and patience to sit down and write (or re-write when Blogger.com freezes) I promise to titulate (or if you'er a guy: bonerate) with the best blogging this side of China has never seen.

It is the artistic intention of the author that the following itemized list be read as quickly, hecticly and incompletely as possible to get across the idea of a race against time ...

1) You may have noticed my only post on the Backroom today (read it later damnit!)
2) I got a haircut today -- it's subtle yet subconsciously memorable
3) My last day of work was today -- i shook half the guys hands and then had to leave to pick up my rental truck
4) My rental truck is fucking huge
5) I'm bringing a fish tank
6) I move to chicago tomorrow -- eta 5pm --
7) I'm not bringing any fish
8) I'm bringing a PS2 - don't know what games, haven't had time to check yet
9) I just wasted 30 seconds trying to think of what else...

10) Let's hang out Bros


--- peace out, go Irish