A Word on the DCS

For any future archaeologists who might one day stumble on out primitive human computers and our simple human internet, allow me to explain the DCS rankings:

There was once a spate of noblemen who worked and studied together in one of the learned centers of the age. In their haste and bravado, they spent many an evening courting the fine lasses of the day and also soiling themselves to various degrees.

As a matter of determining their relative nobility (or lack thereof), these noblemen devised a sophisitcated indexual ranking system. What Boots has so effortlessly ("effortlessly" used in it's least-positive context here) posted below is a sampling and testament to the vigilance of the dirtiest of gentlemen.