Friday, January 25, 2008

To the interested movie viewers

A great feature to be considered when reading the movie review below, they are all available on demand free for those that subscribe to Comcast (or at least they were between 8/06 and 5/07). Also, there is soft core porn available on demand, available to those that get HBO or Cinemax. The process is as follows:
1. Put on pants or shorts with elastic waist band in case roommate walks in while you're watching porn, allowing you to easily conceal your erect penis by 'tucking it up'. This also require one to be wearing a shirt, else you will be concealing nothing by 'tucking it up'
2. Hit the on demand button on your remote or turn to channel 1.
3.Premium channels on demand
4. HBO or Cinemax specials
5. HBO or Cinemax Late night
6.Enjoy

Granted, these are not the greatest porns you'll ever see, but neither are they the worst, so if you didn't know about it before, I bet you're glad you know about it now.
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2 comments:

  1. Jimmy "Nums"January 25, 2008 at 5:55 PM

    A friend from home told me a funny story about 'tucking it up'. apparently someone he knew needed to tuck it up in order to go get a drink during class. while he was getting a drink, a girl came up to him and wanted to see an awesome belt buckle he told her he was going to wear that day. she pounced on him and quickly lifted up his shirt. I don't remember how the story ends, but I know she screamed.

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  2. UnknownJanuary 25, 2008 at 6:17 PM

    This is like something Astuno would post.

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